This IS a Huper qualifying Quiz

1. If you pulled it out in public what would it be?

2. If you were sliding downhill on the snow and had a

locomotive behind you...Where would you jump?

3. If you are a rat, how many legs would you have?

4. What good is a hat after sundown...explain.

5. Is sex safe in the shower

6. Why is the ass called a bottom when it

is clearly in the middle?

7. What vegetable would you like to develop

a relationship with?

8. If you could relive one day in your life

what day would it be?

9. How many sides does a brick have?

10. If women ruled the world, would we have war?

11. What college reminds you of a highway?

12. You are on a toadstool, and a rattlesnake is

under you, what do you do?

13. Can you find the elevator in a one story building?

14. When the good fairy lays the magic wand on your

shoulder and offers you one wish, what will it be?

15. What animals have bigger boobs than yours?

16. If you were a hair lip, where would you live?

17. Name someone you would like to emulate,

that is not a porn star...

18. Can a cat outrun a dog?

19. Is it possible to have sex in your thoughts?

20. When the big hand is on the six, the little

hand is on twelve, and it's dark. What time is it?

21. What is your favorite word for

stupid drivers like yourself?

22. Will a woman who fakes her emotions come out on top?

23. Do brown spots attract flies?

24. If you are visualizing a pickle making love,

where would you be?

25. If you were dead, do you think you could cry?